Birds

Birds. Birds. BIRDS!

Imagine it. 6 a.m. Birds! All I hear is BIRDS! Squacking. Chirpity Chirping. Bleeting. Whiperwhilling. Tweeting. Twittering. Chattering. Thousands of them. Ringing in my ears. Can't sleep. I just want to SLEEEP! It's 6 a.m. for God's sake! QUIT SQUACKING! ... A momentary lul. Then they begin again. Louder this time! Larakeets. Gulls. Curlews. Brahmney Kites. Boobie Birds. Albatross. Pipers. Honey Eaters. Wedgetailed Eagles. Turnes. Cockatoos. Loud. soft. fast. slow. ALL-AT-THE-SAME-TIME! AHHHHH!!! WHY!??